Cleano vino

So, as I finished up cleaning the kitchen, I realized there was about one glass of wine left in the bottle. I didn't want to leave it there all lonely and pathetic in that bottle. Then again, I didn't want to clean another glass. It was at that moment I realized that I seriously considered drinking my cab straight from the bottle. Not as a joke or an act of drunkeness. Just an act of exhaustion mixed with a bit of practicality. Yet I still felt ashamed. Damn our puritanical society!