Tuesday, August 16, 2011

True Story


From: MrsT
Sent: Monday, August 15, 2011 3:37 PM
To: All Employees
Subject: Water outage

There is a leak in the main. They will be shutting down our water for the rest of the day within the next half hour.

Thank you,

MrsT
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From: MrsT
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:28 AM
To: All Employees
Subject: RE: Water outage

The water has been turned off again today to continue to work on the leak. We will let you know when the issue has been resolved.

Thank you for your patience,
MrsT


Apparently, this was translated to: Although the water is off today, please continue to use the toilet in your regular manner, instead of going to the gas station and taking care of your business like a decent human being.

I had to follow up with the following email. Don't ask me how I knew.


From: MrsT
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2011 12:17 PM
To: The Most Disgusting People I Ever Met
Subject: RE: Water outage

Team,
Please do not continue to use the toilets, since they do not flush.

Thank you,

MrsT

2 comments:

  1. People. Are. Fuckin. Stupid. Like my n00b- wtf is wrong with you? Lack of common sense. And decency, in your case.

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  2. I wanted to laugh, but in the end was just too grossed out. When they go to lunch do you have someone change out the hay in their "offices"? Seriously. Fucking animals. :-p

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